I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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