David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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