I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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