OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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