Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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