I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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