Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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