have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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