You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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