so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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