honey bunches of taint.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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