Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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