I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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