At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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