Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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