Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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