This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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