He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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