I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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