I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I wish you could order shots online.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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