Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
