Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just got carded by a ten year old.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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