ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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