It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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