Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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