it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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