Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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