I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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