I got chris browned last night
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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