Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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