I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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