I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Farmville is her only friend.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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