i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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