But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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