it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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