So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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