We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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