what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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