So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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