You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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