I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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