Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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