how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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