took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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