ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Randomize
