is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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