no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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