We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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