kristin has been a bad kristin
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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