he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize