I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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