I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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