my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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