Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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