I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
