I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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