i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
